What if everyone was named after the sex position that they were conceived through…
There’d be plenty of “Missionary” and “Doggy” but then every once in a while you’d get someone named “The Reversed Strangled Octopus” and it’d be great
(Fuente: luuuumen)
Learn how to be
lonely. Learn what it’s like to know
that you are coming home to
yourself night after night—
that empty is just another word
for open.
fun game to play at family events: “how drunk can i get without anyone noticing”
(Fuente: inesgvl)
